CNNNN


CNNNN is a Logie Award winning Australian television program, satirising American news channels CNN and Fox News. It was produced and hosted by comedy team The Chaser.
CNNNN's slogan was "We Report, You Believe.", a parody of Fox News' slogan "We Report, You Decide."
In April 2004, CNNNN won a Logie Award for Most Outstanding Comedy Program, an award that was shared with Kath & Kim.

Overview

The program was presented as a "live" feed from a fictional 24-hour news channel, anchored by Craig Reucassel and Chris Taylor. Each episode had a theme which carried through the episode, examples included:
  • Lunchgate: A businessman accidentally leaves his lunch at home and is pursued by police and the media in an O. J. Simpson style chase and becomes a suspected terrorist.
  • Cadman for PM: CNNNN beats up a comment by minor Australian politician Alan Cadman as a leadership challenge against Prime Minister John Howard.
  • Shush For Bush: US President George W. Bush is visiting Australia for 20 hours, and is believed to want to sleep the entire visit. CNNNN exhorts Australia to be quiet so the President can sleep properly.
  • Animal Farm: The Chaser "reality show" Animal Farm is a send-up of Big Brother. CNNNN covers the controversy when one of the contestants dies, but is not removed from the house.
  • Packer Health Crisis: Live updates on the health of Australian businessman Kerry Packer.
  • Tilt Australia: CNNNN aims to reduce the water-shortage crisis in inland Australia by tilting the entire continent to drain the water from the Eastern seaboard. Radio announcer Alan Jones was duped by the Chaser team live on air for believing this concept.

Cast members

The roles of other members of the Chaser team included:
  • Charles Firth: portrayed a recurring satirical reporter on CNNNN, appearing in segments such as The Firth Factor, The Firth Report, and Firth and Friends. In these segments, his character presented exaggerated opinion-driven commentary and confrontational interviews as part of the program’s broader satire of 24-hour news and cable-news commentary formats.
  • Andrew Hansen: appeared on the satirical television series CNNNN, where he led the program’s "newsband" and portrayed characters including Rudi J Blass and Simon Target. His performance in the first season earned him the Australian Comedy Award for Outstanding Television Newcomer.
  • Julian Morrow: appeared as CNNNN’s United States correspondent. His role included prerecorded segments filmed in the United States, including vox pops as well as in-studio appearances that satirised the conventions of television news desk reporting.
  • Chas Licciardello: appeared in multiple roles on CNNNN. He hosted Lameass, a recurring segment parodying stunt-based television programs, and portrayed characters including “Mongoose”, a crew member aboard the fictional Sky Chaser 8 news helicopter. Licciardello also appeared as a correspondent and in various reporter roles as part of the ensemble cast.
  • Dominic Knight: appeared as a weatherman/reporter on CNNNN.
  • Anna Skellern: appeared as a correspondent on the program.

Regular features

Other regular features of the program included:
  • A newsbar, which proved so popular it was made available on the CNNNN website.
  • Market Research conducted by Julian Morrow in the United States, in which he asks civilians questions on topics such as which country America should invade next, and prompts the civilians to choose their answer from exclusively right-wing multiple choice options.
  • Advertisements for Fungry's, a multinational fast food outlet with a yellow cow mascot Sell Massive Meat Burger, Bacon Shake and offal pie as well as Massive Meat Burger Tartare during Meatlovers Month, Big Breakfast in a Bun, Peking Burger, the Chinese buffet, Pickle Burger, the Pickle Tower Burger, pickle fries and pickle thick shake.
  • Advertisements for Boggs Lager, an irresponsible beer company which promoted heavy drinking and even frequently marketed alcoholic products with: "The strength of fifty-four beers in a single glass".
  • A Chaser Affair, a parody of current affairs shows Today Tonight and A Current Affair
  • Rita + Lin: The Hyper Twins, a parody of The Powerpuff Girls. Each promo would feature a different villain, such as 'The Communist ABC' and 'The Powerful Aborigines'.
  • Advertisements for Esteem cosmetics, whose vague advertising parodied the deliberately confusing manner in which cosmetics are marketed. Esteem advertisements had a penchant for spurious statistical claims and bizarre product descriptions.
  • Advertisements for Lameass, a parody of the American TV series Jackass.

Legacy

A DVD containing five of the episodes from the 2003 series of CNNNN, as well as highlights from the fake advertising breaks, was released in November 2004.
In September 2005, Chaser News Alert started running on the ABC's digital TV station ABC2, shown every Thursday night at 7:55 pm. Chaser News Alerts are also shown on the ABC's Broadband website.
After CNNNN, The Chaser went to its next project The Chaser's [War on Everything], which premiered on 17 February 2006 and featured similarly topical comedy to CNNNN.
CNNNN previously aired repeats on 7mate. The episodes retained their original endings with the ABC logo.